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<blockquote data-quote="AppleCori" data-source="post: 759266" data-attributes="member: 16024"><p>John asked his wife what she wants for their anniversary.</p><p></p><p>“Would you like a mink coat?” he asks. “Not really” she replied.</p><p></p><p>“How about a Mercedes?” he says. “No,” responds.</p><p></p><p>“Would some new jewelry make you happy?” he ventures. “Nah,” she shrugs.</p><p></p><p>“How about a vacation home?” he asks, exasperated. She again replies no.</p><p></p><p>“What is it that you want?” He finally asks.</p><p></p><p>“I want a divorce,” she finally says.</p><p></p><p>“Sorry, I’m not planning on spending that much, dear”......</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="AppleCori, post: 759266, member: 16024"] John asked his wife what she wants for their anniversary. “Would you like a mink coat?” he asks. “Not really” she replied. “How about a Mercedes?” he says. “No,” responds. “Would some new jewelry make you happy?” he ventures. “Nah,” she shrugs. “How about a vacation home?” he asks, exasperated. She again replies no. “What is it that you want?” He finally asks. “I want a divorce,” she finally says. “Sorry, I’m not planning on spending that much, dear”...... [/QUOTE]
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