Zombie Emergency Plan??

Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by susiestar, May 26, 2011.

  1. susiestar

    susiestar Roll With It

    Yup. You read it correctly. This is about making a Zombie Emergency Plan.

    Apparently the CDC got tired of wondering if anyone was paying attention to their emergency planning info and created a zombie emergency plan to see if anyone would notice.

    There is an article on cnn.com about it (http://www.cnn.com/2011/HEALTH/05/19/zombie.warning/index.html?iref=allsearch).

    Reality is that the CDC does NOT think anyone has to worry about a Zombie Apocalypse, but wanted our attention. The info is the same emergency plan for flood, earthquake and other disasters.

    So they think that all we hear is "blah blah blah" unless they get our attention with something. Sort of the way I used to call out "chocolate chip cookies" or "chocolate pudding" if I needed the kids, esp Wiz, to pay attention to what I said.

    So are we a nation of difficult children with CDC as our "parent" that we don't listen to?

    What are your thoughts on this emergency plan marketing strategy, cause they surely are using this as a way to market emergency planning.
  2. DammitJanet

    DammitJanet Well-Known Member

    "Your a goner if a zombie bites you"...lol

    I love that line...

    Funny article and probably a really true theory.
  3. Star*

    Star* call 911........call 911

    Michael Jackson.......SO ahead of his time...........Thriller!!!!!
  4. HaoZi

    HaoZi Guest

    I want more documented proof on the zombie bites. I volunteer my ex for testing.
  5. muttmeister

    muttmeister Well-Known Member

    I laughed so hard the dogs came running to see what was the matter with me.
  6. Star*

    Star* call 911........call 911

    I'm pretty sure HaoZi - if you remember the love making? He was already bitten.
  7. seriously

    seriously New Member

    Gotta watch out for those zombie love bites all right.

    When you think about it, that really does explain a lot of weird stuff.

    Hugh Heffner for example.
  8. AnnieO

    AnnieO Shooting from the Hip

    ...And Keith Richards...Ozzy Osbourne...
  9. CrazyinVA

    CrazyinVA Well-Known Member Staff Member

    Love it. As a side note: "The Walking Dead" on AMC is one of my newest favorite shows ... can't wait for it to come back!