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He signed the birth certificate. Aaarrrrgggghhh~
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<blockquote data-quote="TerryJ2" data-source="post: 668684" data-attributes="member: 3419"><p>Gm T and D brought the baby over yesterday after her first well-baby checkup. She weighs a little over 5 lbs but is doing fine.</p><p>D had a procedure done at the ER the night before, where the dr took blood from her arm, and patched it into an epidural in her spine. Something about clotting.</p><p>The headaches and nausea are gone!!!!</p><p>I have never seen her so animated.</p><p>At the end of the visit, I knew that I'd never be alone with the baby, so I told them that I had already paid for a paternity test but that since I took Difficult Child's swab, I had nothing to match it to. So I was going to get the baby's saliva, since I'd already paid for it. T's eyebrows raised but she said, "Well, if you've already paid for it."</p><p>I said this is not the one that goes to court, since it's got to be Difficult Child who is the father,and he wants to be the dad anyway, but since I already paid for it ...</p><p>And then I talked about how I had my DNA done for the Nat'l Geo Migration Genome Project, and how they didn't need to have theirs done because we knew that D was 3/4 English and 1/4 Native American ... and T was off and talking about herself. <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /> Whew.</p><p>I also told them that two of my sisters are sending gifts so they were happy about that.</p><p></p><p>I'm sure when they got home, they went, WTH?</p><p></p><p>So I should have the results Fri or Mon.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="TerryJ2, post: 668684, member: 3419"] Gm T and D brought the baby over yesterday after her first well-baby checkup. She weighs a little over 5 lbs but is doing fine. D had a procedure done at the ER the night before, where the dr took blood from her arm, and patched it into an epidural in her spine. Something about clotting. The headaches and nausea are gone!!!! I have never seen her so animated. At the end of the visit, I knew that I'd never be alone with the baby, so I told them that I had already paid for a paternity test but that since I took Difficult Child's swab, I had nothing to match it to. So I was going to get the baby's saliva, since I'd already paid for it. T's eyebrows raised but she said, "Well, if you've already paid for it." I said this is not the one that goes to court, since it's got to be Difficult Child who is the father,and he wants to be the dad anyway, but since I already paid for it ... And then I talked about how I had my DNA done for the Nat'l Geo Migration Genome Project, and how they didn't need to have theirs done because we knew that D was 3/4 English and 1/4 Native American ... and T was off and talking about herself. :) Whew. I also told them that two of my sisters are sending gifts so they were happy about that. I'm sure when they got home, they went, WTH? So I should have the results Fri or Mon. [/QUOTE]
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