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<blockquote data-quote="Star*" data-source="post: 69689" data-attributes="member: 4964"><p>Pam, </p><p></p><p>As an OLDER Mom, I'm going to give this advice to you free of charge. Gladly. </p><p></p><p>As far as SNAPPING his fingers in my face. There is a small yet highly effective boat horn in an aerosol can that can be gotten at most marinas. It will fit into the palm of your hand. I would carry it around with me, and the next SNAP I would BLARE MY BOAT HORN. It will temporarily deafen the little scamp. </p><p></p><p>And as far as the boxer shorts? I would get a small spray bottle of pepper mace. The next time he opened the little window to his shorts? I'd spray his Johnson with pepper mace and watch him do a dance for rain. </p><p></p><p>~ Apparently I have forgotten how to parent effectively. I'm merely surviving. </p><p></p><p>And if there were a place I could go? I'd have gone, but there is NO way I can leave a disabled dad here to deal with this. Together we make 1/2 a brain and 1/4 a parent. The rest of that fraction went out the window with our sanity. </p><p></p><p></p><p>Thanks for the reality check everyone. Nice to know you aren't the only one in the row boat with one oar.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Star*, post: 69689, member: 4964"] Pam, As an OLDER Mom, I'm going to give this advice to you free of charge. Gladly. As far as SNAPPING his fingers in my face. There is a small yet highly effective boat horn in an aerosol can that can be gotten at most marinas. It will fit into the palm of your hand. I would carry it around with me, and the next SNAP I would BLARE MY BOAT HORN. It will temporarily deafen the little scamp. And as far as the boxer shorts? I would get a small spray bottle of pepper mace. The next time he opened the little window to his shorts? I'd spray his Johnson with pepper mace and watch him do a dance for rain. ~ Apparently I have forgotten how to parent effectively. I'm merely surviving. And if there were a place I could go? I'd have gone, but there is NO way I can leave a disabled dad here to deal with this. Together we make 1/2 a brain and 1/4 a parent. The rest of that fraction went out the window with our sanity. Thanks for the reality check everyone. Nice to know you aren't the only one in the row boat with one oar. [/QUOTE]
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