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<blockquote data-quote="Sam3" data-source="post: 719342" data-attributes="member: 19290"><p>Asking you to pee in a cup. That's rich!</p><p></p><p>That you did it reminds me of the lengths this madness pushes us to. Like, if we start playing their game, and it is extreme and out of our parental character, they will finally shout uncle.</p><p></p><p>Heres a crazy piece of brinksmanship I tried, to debunk a laughable lie. </p><p></p><p>I found my sons homemade gatorade bottle bong. He denied what it was as if I was raised in a convent and wouldn't know any better. So, I proceeded to finish the bong by making a bowl out of foil, dropping it in the cutout he made for it, and poking holes in the bottom. He still denied it, so I loaded it up with a clump of dried grass and held the lighter over the top. He still denied it. I said if it's not a bong, then this shouldn't work right? He begged me not to do it. But of course, it was happening if he would let his mom smoke yard clippings before he would out himself. </p><p></p><p>So, I smoked "grass" out of my sons Gatorade non-bong, while he watched in horror. </p><p></p><p>It's a funny story now but kind of an example of the hurricane principal. I thought desperate times, desperate measures. Whatever it takes to save my son, etc. Like some kind of insane first responder. </p><p></p><p>As much as the general insanity made his plight seem less insane to him, it also deprived him of the steady presence kids need in parents. </p><p></p><p>But I understand the cup of pee scenario completely! You should have come out with the cup and said "I'm pregnant"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Sam3, post: 719342, member: 19290"] Asking you to pee in a cup. That's rich! That you did it reminds me of the lengths this madness pushes us to. Like, if we start playing their game, and it is extreme and out of our parental character, they will finally shout uncle. Heres a crazy piece of brinksmanship I tried, to debunk a laughable lie. I found my sons homemade gatorade bottle bong. He denied what it was as if I was raised in a convent and wouldn't know any better. So, I proceeded to finish the bong by making a bowl out of foil, dropping it in the cutout he made for it, and poking holes in the bottom. He still denied it, so I loaded it up with a clump of dried grass and held the lighter over the top. He still denied it. I said if it's not a bong, then this shouldn't work right? He begged me not to do it. But of course, it was happening if he would let his mom smoke yard clippings before he would out himself. So, I smoked "grass" out of my sons Gatorade non-bong, while he watched in horror. It's a funny story now but kind of an example of the hurricane principal. I thought desperate times, desperate measures. Whatever it takes to save my son, etc. Like some kind of insane first responder. As much as the general insanity made his plight seem less insane to him, it also deprived him of the steady presence kids need in parents. But I understand the cup of pee scenario completely! You should have come out with the cup and said "I'm pregnant" [/QUOTE]
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