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<blockquote data-quote="pigless in VA" data-source="post: 709884" data-attributes="member: 11832"><p>It's tough to imagine two women having sex in a<em> public</em> bathroom. <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/emoticons/itching.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":itching:" title="itching :itching:" data-shortname=":itching:" /> </p><p></p><p>Robert (the pants dropper) also loved rock music, WWII (the big one!), spiders and astronomy. I loved doing a really boring job of planting peanuts with him. I could get him yakking about one of his favorite subjects and learn a lot. The WWII interest got him into trouble one day. We worked in a secure building where police officers would drop off evidence. One day I had to help an officer bring in a giant bloody rock on a cart. </p><p></p><p>Robert was often upset and would dash out of the building in order to calm himself down. Most days his calming involved him playing air guitar and singing loudly and horribly off-key to Led Zeppelin songs. That put him into the quirky but harmless category. On bad days, he would run through the hallways shooting imaginary machine guns and shouting about Hitler. </p><p></p><p>On one of the bad days, Robert blasted into the lobby, fired his invisible machine guns and shoutedabout whatever was troubling him. An officer happened to be standing in the lobby at the time, but luckily I was there, too. I watched the officer reach for his gun. I had to quickly explain that what was happening was not a real threat. </p><p></p><p>Another day a group of us were headed out to lunch and there lying on the front sidewalk was a 10 foot tall marijuana plant. We didn't know what to do. We thought a police officer must have dropped it, but we were all afraid to touch it. After much discussion, we decided to send one person inside to announce that an officer had dropped "some large evidence" outside. The rest of us stood around it and guarded it until the officer returned.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="pigless in VA, post: 709884, member: 11832"] It's tough to imagine two women having sex in a[I] public[/I] bathroom. :itching: Robert (the pants dropper) also loved rock music, WWII (the big one!), spiders and astronomy. I loved doing a really boring job of planting peanuts with him. I could get him yakking about one of his favorite subjects and learn a lot. The WWII interest got him into trouble one day. We worked in a secure building where police officers would drop off evidence. One day I had to help an officer bring in a giant bloody rock on a cart. Robert was often upset and would dash out of the building in order to calm himself down. Most days his calming involved him playing air guitar and singing loudly and horribly off-key to Led Zeppelin songs. That put him into the quirky but harmless category. On bad days, he would run through the hallways shooting imaginary machine guns and shouting about Hitler. On one of the bad days, Robert blasted into the lobby, fired his invisible machine guns and shoutedabout whatever was troubling him. An officer happened to be standing in the lobby at the time, but luckily I was there, too. I watched the officer reach for his gun. I had to quickly explain that what was happening was not a real threat. Another day a group of us were headed out to lunch and there lying on the front sidewalk was a 10 foot tall marijuana plant. We didn't know what to do. We thought a police officer must have dropped it, but we were all afraid to touch it. After much discussion, we decided to send one person inside to announce that an officer had dropped "some large evidence" outside. The rest of us stood around it and guarded it until the officer returned. [/QUOTE]
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