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<blockquote data-quote="KTMom91" data-source="post: 712359" data-attributes="member: 4040"><p>Had an interesting week last week, all involving fourth graders. I was wearing a yellow T shirt and denim capris, and a boy told me I looked like a minion. </p><p></p><p>Six boys were working together on a project, and were sitting on the floor near the back of the room. Suddenly five of them leaped up and hurried into the center of the room. I asked them what was going on. The response? "He farted."</p><p></p><p>Somehow someone discovered a computer game where they test compatibility by entering names, and this provided great amusement. I finally had to shut it down by pointing out that none of them were going to be getting married in the fourth grade, so they really didn't need to be worrying about this.</p><p></p><p>And finally, one of the boys (isn't it always the boys?) found a little kids' book in Spanish about taking a bath. He was hysterical because it was "so inappropriate" for showing drawings of naked butts. I reminded him that everyone had a butt, and people do take baths and/or showers, and this was designed to show little kids how to bathe themselves.</p><p></p><p>Substitute teaching is always so interesting!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="KTMom91, post: 712359, member: 4040"] Had an interesting week last week, all involving fourth graders. I was wearing a yellow T shirt and denim capris, and a boy told me I looked like a minion. Six boys were working together on a project, and were sitting on the floor near the back of the room. Suddenly five of them leaped up and hurried into the center of the room. I asked them what was going on. The response? "He farted." Somehow someone discovered a computer game where they test compatibility by entering names, and this provided great amusement. I finally had to shut it down by pointing out that none of them were going to be getting married in the fourth grade, so they really didn't need to be worrying about this. And finally, one of the boys (isn't it always the boys?) found a little kids' book in Spanish about taking a bath. He was hysterical because it was "so inappropriate" for showing drawings of naked butts. I reminded him that everyone had a butt, and people do take baths and/or showers, and this was designed to show little kids how to bathe themselves. Substitute teaching is always so interesting! [/QUOTE]
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