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<blockquote data-quote="Hound dog" data-source="post: 172230" data-attributes="member: 84"><p>31.) If you stick your whole hand down into one of those huge jar candles to light it, don't remove the hand once the lighter starts burning the flesh instead of the candle wick.</p><p> </p><p>32.) If you stick a set of keys into an electrical socket, are shot literally across the room, key is melted in burned out socket, and you return to do it again.</p><p> </p><p>33.) If you cook your little sister pancakes for breakfast without knowing that grease is placed into the cast iron skillet before the batter, therefore causing enough thick black smoke to set off every smoke detector in the house and scaring the living daylights out of your previously sleeping mother.</p><p> </p><p>34.) If you continue to try to prove to people that you can so ride a bike, followed by riding said bike into the side of a car or a telephone pole.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Star I cracked up at the adult mag thing. Travis did the same thing, at age 5 because he thought it was funny. Needless to say, husband locked them up after that. So much for thinking he had them well hidden. <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/Graemlins/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="rofl :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Hound dog, post: 172230, member: 84"] 31.) If you stick your whole hand down into one of those huge jar candles to light it, don't remove the hand once the lighter starts burning the flesh instead of the candle wick. 32.) If you stick a set of keys into an electrical socket, are shot literally across the room, key is melted in burned out socket, and you return to do it again. 33.) If you cook your little sister pancakes for breakfast without knowing that grease is placed into the cast iron skillet before the batter, therefore causing enough thick black smoke to set off every smoke detector in the house and scaring the living daylights out of your previously sleeping mother. 34.) If you continue to try to prove to people that you can so ride a bike, followed by riding said bike into the side of a car or a telephone pole. Star I cracked up at the adult mag thing. Travis did the same thing, at age 5 because he thought it was funny. Needless to say, husband locked them up after that. So much for thinking he had them well hidden. :rofl: [/QUOTE]
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