LOL!!! At least you weren't watching scinemax while making garlic tea in your alltogethers in your momma's living room at 2 am. YOU didn't pass out, burn all the water away and turn a head of garlic into charcoal, resulting in a need to have every cloth article in the home, including furniture, drycleaned to get the stench of burnt garlic out of your clothes.
Nuff said. (no, it was NOT me)