...if you think the best way to clean up the dog poop in the back yard is by mowing over it.
...if you simply HAVE to get the used garage door opener up on a single car garage door so your wife can park in the garage. Thing is, your wife's car only has two inches of clearance on each side to fit through the door and probably won't bother to park there anyway. Not to mention that in the winter there is a three foot drift in front of the door.
...if after standing on your feet all day, hot and sweaty, and think it's fun to take your socks off and put them on the dog's snout or, even better, YOUR pillow.
...if you don't want to install a garbage disposal until you redo the kitchen (after being in the stupid house for 12 years) but still put your plate in the sink when there is food on it. (and THEN complain because the drains are slow)
...if stepping in a wet spot on the floor in front of the toilet is no cause for washing your foot off and yelling EWWWWWWWWW!!!!